Friday, October 25, 2013

Vaseline Story Nixed By MLB & Cards

Good morning, Tyler Melling! Get ready for a phone call from your employer, the St. Louis Cardinals. In the famous words of Donald Trump, you're fired! Melling is the Florida League pitcher for the Cards that accused Jon Lester of putting vaseline on the ball on Wednesday night. A classy Cardinals organization quickly refuted his story, saying no players or coaches in the St. Louis dugout saw anything & neither did the 6 umpires on the field. Not a good sign, rook, when your employer doesn't back you up. So it won't be long before Tyler Melling is looking for a new place of employment. Keep tweeting, Tyler, keep tweeting all the way to the unemployment line!

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