Rocket Blasts Off At 50

Just when you thought the Roger Clemens saga of steroids was over. The Rocket signs with the Sugar Land Skeeters to pitch later this week at the age of 50. Can't he just stay retired? Some guys need the limelight at any cost. A normal guy's arm would fall off if he tried throwing 90+ at age 50. Maybe Roger has better, untraceable drugs this time that will help him prove to the world that he is Superman reincarnated. Problem is - no one cares, except Roger.